Mimi Smartypants, editrix and dominatrix:
It is always the tiny, lazy turns of phrase that piss me off the most, like "Her eyes widened." What the hell is that? Eyes need to quit widening. Make me happy and search your self-written short stories and novels-in-progress for this dumb sentence, and delete it.Just in case you thought Mama Mimi was no longer to be feared. Posted by Jason at February 17, 2004 10:46 AMOf course you have no obligation to do anything I say, unless my leash is attached to your collar and you are forcibly dressed in my underwear, bleeding slightly from your busted lip, and your roommates have no idea where you are. In that case it would behoove you to follow my directions to the letter.